It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. You would never go to a club just to see "Live music," you would go to a jazz club to see jazz, a blues club to see blues, etc. But when you go to see "standup comedy," if you don't know the performers material, you really don't have any idea what you're gonna get.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.