If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

People love to see people fall.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.