If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life." You can't do that. You can't decide that a word is forbidden now collectively amongst your group of human beings, that the word is a slanderous evil nasty word about homosexuals. It's not, the word doesn't mean that. And sometimes it's a good word to use in comedy. That's what your friend has to realize when he's at a bar just yelling out the word.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

You could smell my ass from mars.

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.