Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.