The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.