I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.