Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.