Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.