You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.