My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut and he didn't look like he'd ever done a drug in his life. He didn't seem curious he seemed like he wanted to get me to do something. Like "You're the laziest narc ever dude. This is ridiculous. What, do you think I bring drugs around with me? Are you retarded? Why don't you go find gangsters?"

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.

People for the most part can smell lies.