People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.