It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.