Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

People for the most part can smell lies.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.