There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.