There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

Houston Alexander is for real!

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.