There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.