I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.