We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.