We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.