People love to see people fall.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.