People love to see people fall.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

Be the hero of your own story.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.