If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.
If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.