Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.