Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.