I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.