I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

You could smell my ass from mars.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.