Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.