Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.