People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.