People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.