People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.