People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it ever has before. I think there are more great comics. I think the standard is higher. The critical analysis is a little harsher, but that is also good. Maybe people have a higher standard than before, maybe they are a little more judgmental, a little more brutal, that makes people work harder. It makes the stand up better.