I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.