I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future