I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

You could smell my ass from mars.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Be the hero of your own story.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.