Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.