Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.