I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.