I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.