I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

Houston Alexander is for real!

People love to see people fall.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.