A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.