My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.