My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.