My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.