My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.