Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.