America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.