You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.