A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.