Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.