If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.