If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.