Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.