If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.