You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.