You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.