You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.