Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John BarrymoreSex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John BarrymoreBusy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
John BarrymoreDie? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore