Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.