Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.