My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.