America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.