Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?