Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.