Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.