You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.