Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.