I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.