Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.