Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.