A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.