My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.