In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.