In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.