The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.