In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.