In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.