In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.