You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.