You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.