My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.