When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.