When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.