When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.