My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.