The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.