My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.