You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.