My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.