If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.