My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor