My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!

I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies. It's all about sense and perspective.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.