My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

Naturally, people's image is of a performer, but the reality of it is the writing for me has always been the most important thing and the most rewarding thing.

I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.