I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

How to defend yourself against a banana

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.

I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.

I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?'