I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.

Everything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because, for most of the two years of shooting it and editing it and reshooting and all of that, it's not quite right. And it's only when you just at the end, you put the final polish on it, it becomes really funny again.

I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?'