Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.

Laughter is a force for democracy.

When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?