Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.

The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

How to defend yourself against a banana

The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?