To be creative you must create a space for yourself where you can be undisturbed... separate from everyday concerns.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

How to defend yourself against a banana

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

This is the most important joke I've ever heard. Niels Bohr, the founder of Quantum Physics, had a friend to dinner. As the friend left, he noticed a horseshoe nailed above Bohr's front door. He said to Bohr, accusingly, "Niels, you're a great scientist. You can't believe in superstitions." Bohr answered, "I don't, but apparently it works anyway."As with confirmation bias, we tend to lean toward superstitions that benefit us.