Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.
In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.
Laughter is the best creative medicine.
When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.
A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.
There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.