I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.