I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

Telling people how to be creative is easy - being creative is difficult.

No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.