I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.