When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

I have several times made a poor choice by avoiding a necessary confrontation.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.

I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!